Here’s America’s beloved underage almost to the puberty star, Justin Bieber enjoying a bottle of water with his forehead that is, after telling the audience he loved them so very much. The hitman is no other then a supposed fan of Justin’s who obviously has been practicing good enough on bottle throwing – excellent throw i must say, nice amplitude and the hitting sound… this just makes me want to open Counter Strike and pop on a few rounds. Anyway good job mysterious girl, head shot on Justin Bieber!

Here’s the incriminating video:

Oh my God! What is this you ask? Well it’s Lady Gaga enjoying crowd surfing on people heads in a very cheap outfit – witch makes the street girls look like divas. For real, GaGa was just wearing fishnets and pasties and she calls this fashion at the Lollapalooza while diving into the crowd. For the more, the idiots teenagers call her the next Madonna, as she’s one of a kind and knows stuff about music and how to party, plus she’s the kind of girl who does not care about what critics say, all she cares about is enjoying the moment and nothing more! Really…

If I remember right Paris Hilton used to be one of Lindsay Lohan best friends, but that was ages ago, back when Lindsay Lohan was not such a train-wreck, these days however Paris can’t stand Lindsay anymore and she’s trashing Lindsay Lohan whenever she gets the chance. Same happened a few weeks ago when both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan ended up at Passion’s star Adrian Bellani’s birthday party, and Paris didn’t passed the chance to remember Lindsay that she’s a druggie girl. From Mike Walker at the National Enquirer:

Said my spywitness: “Its become fashionable to make fun of Lindsay because she’s a train-wreck right now. If she enters a room, it’s open season — and that’s how it went down. Paris was with a creep she hangs with — aka ‘the coke dealer to the stars’ — and was in a nasty mood. She’s a mess lately, out partying every night since her breakup with Doug Reinhardt. Actually, Paris is out of control herself, but she’s better than Lindsay at hiding it.”

When Lindsay arrived at Adrian’s house, the bullies pounced! Paris whispered to her [drug dealer friend], and he started firing insults like: “OH, LOOK!…HERE COMES DRUGGIE GIRL!”

Said the source: “Paris laughed, egged him on. They ragged Lindsay until she fled to the restroom — and locked herself in!”

Like wolves on a rabbit, Pairs and her friend “began pounding on the door, taunting Lindsay — asking if she was ‘okay in there’? … and, ‘Do you need anything?…Snort once for yes, twice for no!’ Cruel, sarcastic crap like that.”

Oh, celebrity cat fight… Lindsay and Paris throwing punches at each other! Sweet

What the hell is going on with Jessica Simpson? Have you seen her lately? She’s most likely becoming a super sized chicken, she almost has the body of a chicken, all she needs now are some feathers. I remember Jessica Simpson used to be quite a sexy celebrity, but i guess these days are long gone, ever since she discovered the Kentucky Fried Chicken… oh yeah that explains why she’s getting so fat lately, I was beginning to believe she’s pregnant but no, that’s how Jessie looks these days… just wait for her to discover the … omg!

I have no idea what secret anti aging skin care products is Elizabeth Hurley using but I can tell for sure it’s a total success. Okay so maybe her face has one, two wrinkles here and there but for a 44 -going 45 on June 10th – years old celebrity she’s looking incredible good. Elizabeth Hurley always had an amazing sexy body, and her breasts are still top class. No seriously now, can you even compare Elizabeth Hurley with Lindsay Lohan? I say Elizabeth is 2 times hotter then that crack head Lindsay, but then again Elizabeth is not dating alcohol and cocaine on a Friday night out…

- Heather Graham is pure sexy [Hollywood Tuna]

- Katie Holmes tries a cleavage [Celebslam]

- Amanda Seyfried sexy in Flare Magazine [The Beer Goggler]

- Lindsay Lohan half naked and covered in blood [Egotastic]

- Heidi Montag is addicted to painkillers [IDLYITW]

- Lady Gaga somehow sexy for Esquire Magazine [YesBitch]

- Kim Kardashian has the secret slim body formula [Hollywood Celebrities]

A while ago I posted an article on how Kim Kardashian found the secret to a slim body, and today we get the chance to see the newly improved, much skinnier Kim Kardashian in a very tight dress. Unfortunately none of this is true, Kim Kardashian secret slim formula didn’t worked for her, she’s not skinnier, she’s actually about to explode in the tightest dress she ever wore so far. Anyway, the good thing about Kim Kardashian wearing such a tight dress is that we can check out more of her bumps – her breasts and booty are always welcomed. Here she is

You might be a bit off on what I am trying to say here: Britney Spears has a coke addiction, but this is about the Coca Cola drink, witch seems Britney Spears is enjoying so much lately, rather then the white powder you’re probably thinking right now. The white powered also known as coke is Lindsay Lohan addiction, Britney had a thing for booze but now she looks clean. Oh and another thing I almost forgotten: Britney Spears still can’t wear a bra, witch amazes me, because she doesn’t have big breasts at all, compared to Kim Kardashian or Jessica Simpson, maybe it has something to do with her religious orientation! No bras allowed in their churches… i think that’s the first demand on Scientology?

If you want to be successful you have to simulate success, that’s a line from the movie American Beauty, and this is what Katy Perry believes in too, as you will see in the upcoming pictures too. She’s wearing a $100 bill, hoping that she will become the richest person in the world one day – okay this is what i am hoping for, and not Katy Perry, it’s just that I have nothing on her so why not pick on her shorts! I hope this will bring her good luck, because i am now going to buy myself some $50 painted socks – that’s because I have 2 legs, so that’s a full $100 bill… smart huh? duh

Here’s Rihanna performing live on stage in a way that most people – especially men, would find more then just provocative. It’s not just the way Rihanna is dressed, like a futuristic stripper, it’s also the gestures she’s using to impress the audience. It’s not the first time we see Rihanna touching herself on stage and my guess is she is trying to tell us that she feels very lonely and needs a real man in her life… poor girl, it must be really painful to not have a boy around the house, you know, to make you feel a real woman…

What better way can you think of to close a day if not something that has to do with hot babes in bikini? I don’t know about you but that’s how i like my day to end, with a gorgeous body in my mind, that being said here are some Kelly Brook bikini pictures. The end.

Just like Kim Kardashian, Beyonce or Jennifer Lopez, Eva Longoria has launched her own perfume called: Eva. That’s what celebrities do when they have all they ever wanted, they launch their own stuff, like jewelries, perfumes and clothing lines. So if you’re a fan of Eva Longoria then you should definitely go grab her fragrance, you may not like the smell entirely, but you’re not a real Eva unless you buy her stuff.

Megan Fox doesn’t want to be photographed when she’s not wearing make-up, because let’s be honest she looks like crap. For a celebrity like her, these pictures can totally ruin her, and probably no celebrity magazine would ever want to get on her on their front page. They say that Megan Fox is the younger clone of Angelina Jolie, but frankly I can’t remember Angelina looking like this, so stop comparing these two. Sure Megan Fox is sexy, but only when there’s a premiere or she’s attending a celebrity party, other then that I’d say she’s plain ordinary… and she knows it too!

Because she run out of money and no one would even consider hire her, Lindsay Lohan got a new job, as a milkshake girl. Here she is at the Millions of Milkshakes alongside her sister, just the other day, creating her own signature milkshake. I wonder if they really let Lindsay Lohan prepare the entire milkshake on her own, as I’m sure her main ingredients would be alcohol and cocaine, hopefully no one would ever end up tasting that but her.

Here’s a very naughty Jessica Alba touching Kate Hudson privates, at the premiere of The Killer Inside Me. I wonder why Jessica’s dresed like that? Is she changing her religion again, or just her sexual orientation? Either way who cares as long as she’s done dating guys i can’t be any happier… here she is!

Here’s Kate Bosworth showing off her skinny body in a bikini…

- More Kate Bosworth bikini pictures [Celebslam]

- Demi Moore is sexy for her age [Hollywood Tuna]

- Alyssa Milano got A tattoo [The Beer Goggler]

- Beyonce teasing from behind [Pick Me Up News]

- Heidi Montag in a bikini [Hollywood Celebrities]

Here’s Jessica Alba in Total Film Magazine, and frankly I was hoping to something a lot sexier then this. I’m pretty sure they payed Jessica Alba quite a fortune to pose for them, and she didn’t take off anything. Not even a see-through, if not for a full frontal nude. This is just a waste of money…

Long time no see of the queen of super-sized breasts, Jessica Simpson, but today our luck has changed. Here is Jessica Simpson as fat as she’s ever been, but also with the biggest breasts she ever had so far. Jessica Simpson has no implants, she doesn’t need plastic surgery, thanks to mother nature. Other then that, she needs a quick facial reconstruction and a liposuction job and she’ll be just fine. Oh and another thing, am I seeing things, or Jessica forgot to take off her mustache?

This was supposed to be a sexy and attractive post on Tara Reid, because we get to see her playing football at the beach, in bikini. However my friend, it’s not that I have something bad on Tara Reid, it’s just her granny stomach that scares me off whenever I see these pictures. I’m pretty sure she looks like that because of a sudden weight loss, but I never thought I will live to see Tara Reid like this. If you haven’t eaten already I suggest to stay away from her, you will surely loose your appetite.

In other news, it seems Tara Reid’s wedding plan is falling apart, as People reports:

Four months after she got engaged, Tara Reid says her wedding planned for next month is off. The actress and Playboy model, 34, gave no explanation, releasing only a brief statement saying, “Tara Reid has confirmed that she will not be moving forward with her May 22 nuptials.”

After dating for several months, Reid and Internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann were engaged in January when he presented her with a ring while having dinner at a Los Angeles restaurant, prompting applause from other diners.

Well that’s what happens when you see your fiance naked belly for the first time. My suggestion: have sex with your clothes on, and you’ll work it out just fine!

This is the second time we get to see Beyonce teasing in cut off shorts, and i can only say: keep them coming. Beyonce was present at the Coachella Valley Music and Art Festival and there’s nothing bad to say about her anymore. I’m not a fan o her, I don’t care about her career, I don’t care if Beyonce is pregnant or not, but I do care about Beyonce showing her legs as often as possible. Sure I’d love to see more of her boobs too, but you can’t have them all at once. Patience my friend is a virtue…