Here’s America’s beloved underage almost to the puberty star, Justin Bieber enjoying a bottle of water with his forehead that is, after telling the audience he loved them so very much. The hitman is no other then a supposed fan of Justin’s who obviously has been practicing good enough on bottle throwing – excellent throw i must say, nice amplitude and the hitting sound… this just makes me want to open Counter Strike and pop on a few rounds. Anyway good job mysterious girl, head shot on Justin Bieber!

Here’s the incriminating video:

Oh my God! What is this you ask? Well it’s Lady Gaga enjoying crowd surfing on people heads in a very cheap outfit – witch makes the street girls look like divas. For real, GaGa was just wearing fishnets and pasties and she calls this fashion at the Lollapalooza while diving into the crowd. For the more, the idiots teenagers call her the next Madonna, as she’s one of a kind and knows stuff about music and how to party, plus she’s the kind of girl who does not care about what critics say, all she cares about is enjoying the moment and nothing more! Really…

If I remember right Paris Hilton used to be one of Lindsay Lohan best friends, but that was ages ago, back when Lindsay Lohan was not such a train-wreck, these days however Paris can’t stand Lindsay anymore and she’s trashing Lindsay Lohan whenever she gets the chance. Same happened a few weeks ago when both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan ended up at Passion’s star Adrian Bellani’s birthday party, and Paris didn’t passed the chance to remember Lindsay that she’s a druggie girl. From Mike Walker at the National Enquirer:

Said my spywitness: “Its become fashionable to make fun of Lindsay because she’s a train-wreck right now. If she enters a room, it’s open season — and that’s how it went down. Paris was with a creep she hangs with — aka ‘the coke dealer to the stars’ — and was in a nasty mood. She’s a mess lately, out partying every night since her breakup with Doug Reinhardt. Actually, Paris is out of control herself, but she’s better than Lindsay at hiding it.”

When Lindsay arrived at Adrian’s house, the bullies pounced! Paris whispered to her [drug dealer friend], and he started firing insults like: “OH, LOOK!…HERE COMES DRUGGIE GIRL!”

Said the source: “Paris laughed, egged him on. They ragged Lindsay until she fled to the restroom — and locked herself in!”

Like wolves on a rabbit, Pairs and her friend “began pounding on the door, taunting Lindsay — asking if she was ‘okay in there’? … and, ‘Do you need anything?…Snort once for yes, twice for no!’ Cruel, sarcastic crap like that.”

Oh, celebrity cat fight… Lindsay and Paris throwing punches at each other! Sweet

What the hell is going on with Jessica Simpson? Have you seen her lately? She’s most likely becoming a super sized chicken, she almost has the body of a chicken, all she needs now are some feathers. I remember Jessica Simpson used to be quite a sexy celebrity, but i guess these days are long gone, ever since she discovered the Kentucky Fried Chicken… oh yeah that explains why she’s getting so fat lately, I was beginning to believe she’s pregnant but no, that’s how Jessie looks these days… just wait for her to discover the … omg!

I have no idea what secret anti aging skin care products is Elizabeth Hurley using but I can tell for sure it’s a total success. Okay so maybe her face has one, two wrinkles here and there but for a 44 -going 45 on June 10th – years old celebrity she’s looking incredible good. Elizabeth Hurley always had an amazing sexy body, and her breasts are still top class. No seriously now, can you even compare Elizabeth Hurley with Lindsay Lohan? I say Elizabeth is 2 times hotter then that crack head Lindsay, but then again Elizabeth is not dating alcohol and cocaine on a Friday night out…

- Heather Graham is pure sexy [Hollywood Tuna]

- Katie Holmes tries a cleavage [Celebslam]

- Amanda Seyfried sexy in Flare Magazine [The Beer Goggler]

- Lindsay Lohan half naked and covered in blood [Egotastic]

- Heidi Montag is addicted to painkillers [IDLYITW]

- Lady Gaga somehow sexy for Esquire Magazine [YesBitch]

- Kim Kardashian has the secret slim body formula [Hollywood Celebrities]

A while ago I posted an article on how Kim Kardashian found the secret to a slim body, and today we get the chance to see the newly improved, much skinnier Kim Kardashian in a very tight dress. Unfortunately none of this is true, Kim Kardashian secret slim formula didn’t worked for her, she’s not skinnier, she’s actually about to explode in the tightest dress she ever wore so far. Anyway, the good thing about Kim Kardashian wearing such a tight dress is that we can check out more of her bumps – her breasts and booty are always welcomed. Here she is

You might be a bit off on what I am trying to say here: Britney Spears has a coke addiction, but this is about the Coca Cola drink, witch seems Britney Spears is enjoying so much lately, rather then the white powder you’re probably thinking right now. The white powered also known as coke is Lindsay Lohan addiction, Britney had a thing for booze but now she looks clean. Oh and another thing I almost forgotten: Britney Spears still can’t wear a bra, witch amazes me, because she doesn’t have big breasts at all, compared to Kim Kardashian or Jessica Simpson, maybe it has something to do with her religious orientation! No bras allowed in their churches… i think that’s the first demand on Scientology?

If you want to be successful you have to simulate success, that’s a line from the movie American Beauty, and this is what Katy Perry believes in too, as you will see in the upcoming pictures too. She’s wearing a $100 bill, hoping that she will become the richest person in the world one day – okay this is what i am hoping for, and not Katy Perry, it’s just that I have nothing on her so why not pick on her shorts! I hope this will bring her good luck, because i am now going to buy myself some $50 painted socks – that’s because I have 2 legs, so that’s a full $100 bill… smart huh? duh

Here’s Rihanna performing live on stage in a way that most people – especially men, would find more then just provocative. It’s not just the way Rihanna is dressed, like a futuristic stripper, it’s also the gestures she’s using to impress the audience. It’s not the first time we see Rihanna touching herself on stage and my guess is she is trying to tell us that she feels very lonely and needs a real man in her life… poor girl, it must be really painful to not have a boy around the house, you know, to make you feel a real woman…